This, ladies and gents, is the flat, plastic, chariot of the gods right here. This polymer piece of genius here will instantly give you the ability to do Ollie 540s at will, and can still carve a mountain better than a fat kid could carve a cake. Did I mention this thing is unbreakable?? Yes, it's a fact. It will last longer than all of the Lord Of The Rings Director's Cut movies put together, and we all know that's a test of time right there.